Everything Pirate

First of all, don't forget how to talk like a pirate.

My pirate name is:

Mad John Vane

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Find out your name at PirateQuiz.com.

You are The Quartermaster

You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?

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I wish you all a happy talk like a pirate day. I be celebratin' by stayin' in bed all day, orderin' pizza, and not showerin'. That's what a pirate would do after all. Oh aye, and I'm plunderin' me roommates room for any booty.

I think me nephew said it best of all.